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Coffee
Guide by the Signs |
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Aries:
First in line, first out the door -- a triple shot of espresso,
and the Ram is off and running. |
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Taurus:
Cappucino -- earthy simplicity wrapped in luxury for the ruler of
the material world. |
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Gemini:
Always of two opinions (and more than ready to share them), Gemini
settles on a double latte -- half decaf, half regular. |
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Cancer:
Cozy Cancer is right at home with a mocha -- all the comfort of
cocoa. |
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Leo:
Perfect presentation with enough kick to get the whole group going:
macchiato. |
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Virgo:
Precision is the only way: Virgo prefers Caffe Americano (regular
house coffee is not an acceptable substitute). |
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Libra:
No need to tip the scales -- Libra strikes a balance with Café
au Lait. |
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Scorpio:
Never prone to self-denial, Scorpio opts for all the sensuality
of a breve latte -- one can barely taste the coffee, but isn't subtlety
the name of the game? |
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Sagittarius:
An iced caramel latte in the dead of winter seems correct to the
Zodiac's thrill seeker. |
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Capricorn:
Always efficient, Capricorn has found that a shot of espresso in
one's coffee gets the job done ... and then some. |
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Aquarius:
Organic raspberry tea is a refreshing alternative to coffee -- it
transcends the boundaries of modern society, deeming caffeine unnecessary. |
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Pisces:
Someday, Chai will replace coffee entirely, and Pisces will be ahead
of us all -- meanwhile, they can sit back calmly, ready to ride
the wave of the future. |
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